- as Ted
- as Bill
- as Kelly
- as Thea
- as Billie
- as Death
- as Dennis Caleb McCoy
- as Elizabeth
- as Joanna
- as Chief Logan
- as Deacon
- as Kid Cudi
- as Missy
- as The Great Leader
- as Dr. Taylor Wood
- as Dave Grohl
- as Rufus Hologram (Archive footage)
- as Second Noble
- as Lead Scientist
- as Jesus / Young Ted
- as Stupid Demon
- as Ugly Demon
- as Clete
- as Young Bill
- as Gandhi
- as Scientist
- as Guy Playing Accordion
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