- as Nicholas Angel
- as PC Danny Butterman
- as Met Sergeant
- as Met Chief Inspector
- as Joyce Cooper
- as Sergeant Turner
- as Rev. Philip Shooter
- as Dr. Robin Hatcher
- as Simon Skinner
- as Inspector Frank Butterman
- as DS Andy Wainwright
- as DC Andy Cartwright
- as Sergeant Tony Fisher
- as PC Bob Walker
- as PC Doris Thatcher
- as Tom Weaver
- as Peter Ian Staker
- as Jeanine
- as Santa
- as Metropolitan Police Inspector
- as Shelf Stacker
- as Arthur Webley
- as Tim Messenger
- as George Merchant
- as James Reaper
- as Mary Porter
- as Eve Draper
- as Leslie Tiller
- as Martin Blower
- as Roy Porter
- as 'Not' Janine
- as Bob
- as Dave
- as Bernard Cooper
- as Underage Drinker #1
- as Underage Drinker #2
- as Underage Drinker #3
- as Greg Prosser
- as Sheree Prosser
- as Amanda Paver
- as Butcher Brothers
- as Butcher Brothers
- as The Living Statue
- as Annette Roper
- as Mr. Treacher
- as Peter Cocker
- as Michael Armstrong
- as Tina
- as Heston Services Clerk
- as Mrs. Reaper
- as Aaron A. Aaronson
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