- as Joe Toy
- as Patrick Keenan
- as Biaggio
- as Frank Toy
- as Kelly
- as Mr. Larson
- as Paul
- as Mrs. Keenan
- as Mr. Keenan
- as Heather
- as Colin
- as Carol
- as Captain Davis
- as Rookie Cop
- as Vicki
- as Aaron
- as No Sideburns
- as Bus Passenger
- as Delivery Guy
- as Face Paint
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