- as Dick Murphy
- as Dinkadoo Murphy
- as Dave Murphy
- as Kevin Haub
- as Hunter Bullette
- as Oldman
- as Young Dinkadoo
- as Bill
- as State Trooper
- as Blush
- as Honey
- as Satin
- as Hefty Passenger
- as Dot the Waitress
- as Lady Customer
- as Freshman Co-Ed
- as Senior Co-Ed
- as Farmer / Elderly Farmer / Grandpa
- as Angry Motorcycle Cop
- as Little Dick
- as Motorcycle Cop
- as Grandma
- as Young Kevin
- as Cheyenne
- as Becky
- as Gardner "Fatty"
- as Cafe Customer
- as Joey
- as Agent Madsen / Trooper
- as Sorority Girl
- as Jimmy
- as 60's Stoner
- as Agent Brinkley
- as Pothead Driver
- as Taunting Boy
- as Sorority Girl
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